Dibs Yo

Aug 29, 2014

graceebooks:

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

graceebooks:

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

(via themightyduckling)

Aug 29, 2014

confetti-its-a-parade-btch:

gookgod:

cameoamalthea:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

BUT GUYS!

What if we used this to coat foam cosplay weapons and armor? 

what if i sprayed this on my dick while i was hard. i would have the eternal wood

no… this is the beginning of Aperture Science

(via idk8c)

Aug 29, 2014

deadxlast:

pianorocknroll:

you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe

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Oh my fucking god

(via lanie100)

Aug 28, 2014

imjohnlocked:

playfulconversation:

this is literally the greatest post on tumblr

this post was sent from heaven

imjohnlocked:

playfulconversation:

this is literally the greatest post on tumblr

this post was sent from heaven

(Source: proud-atheist, via thereal-alex)

Aug 28, 2014

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

im making friends with the netflix customer service guy

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aw troy

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how sweet of you 

I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME

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(via andalizard)

Aug 28, 2014

Aug 27, 2014

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: dumpybear, via z0mbi3s567)

Aug 27, 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

[palmtoptiger]

tastefullyoffensive:

[palmtoptiger]

(via outerspacecake)

Aug 27, 2014

z0mbi3s567:

topfunnystuff:

Every time I see this, I can’t tell if he’s referencing the dog or the dad and it’s funny either way 

dynomitecreeper

z0mbi3s567:

topfunnystuff:

Every time I see this, I can’t tell if he’s referencing the dog or the dad and it’s funny either way 

dynomitecreeper

(Source: idkconcerts)

Aug 26, 2014

ironkwoli:

robelessd:

talent-less:

spankmehardbarry:

shisnojon:

im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this

play this song at my funeral

Stop omg

nooooo what have you done

At first it was just the video and then BAM

(via ifwg63tfebqxiidimvqxe5a)

Aug 26, 2014

Imagine GLaDOS as a GPS though

the-chilz:

"Turn left. You monster."
“Oh, you missed your turn. That’s alright. It’s not like I gave you an advanced warning or anything. Oh wait. I did. Three of them.”
“Now I have to recalculate the entire route. Again. By myself.”
“Congratulations.  You’ve gotten us so lost even I don’t know where we are.” *slow clap*

(via faceless-voice)

Aug 26, 2014

yourvoiceinnovember:

college bookstores


z0mbi3s567 glad I didn’t buy my physics book today

yourvoiceinnovember:

college bookstores

z0mbi3s567 glad I didn’t buy my physics book today

(Source: funniestpicturesdaily, via ruinedchildhood)

Aug 26, 2014

almost-alys:

see: draco malfoy

almost-alys:

see: draco malfoy

Aug 25, 2014

Aug 25, 2014

  • friend: you really need to go outside
  • me: send me the link