Dibs Yo

Sep 2, 2014

premiium:

rapewhistled:

still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

(via actual-lie-ren)

Aug 30, 2014

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via ruinedchildhood)

Aug 30, 2014

timothydrakes:

Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages

z0mbi3s567

(Source: homovikings, via sniffing)

Aug 30, 2014

awwww-cute:

Apple Pup

awwww-cute:

Apple Pup

Aug 30, 2014

z0mbi3s567:

human:

congratulations it’s a white girl!

dynomitecreeper pretty sure this is what ours looked like

Don’t forget the froyo…

z0mbi3s567:

human:

congratulations it’s a white girl!

dynomitecreeper pretty sure this is what ours looked like

Don’t forget the froyo…

(Source: human)

Aug 30, 2014

giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.

(via faceless-voice)

Aug 30, 2014

fivetail:

CAN THEY WHAT

fivetail:

CAN THEY WHAT

(via thereal-alex)

Aug 30, 2014

ivantalia:

baegal:

When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level

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(via thereal-alex)

Aug 30, 2014

z0mbi3s567

z0mbi3s567

(Source: awesome-show-great-blog, via gavinmichael)

Aug 30, 2014

pocketpsychologist:

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

what had me cracking up was the way the mask deflated at the end

(Source: iraffiruse, via thereal-alex)

Aug 30, 2014

The Fault In Our Stars meets Tumblr
inspired by (x) — Divergent version (x)

z0mbi3s567 that last one though… XD

(via thereal-alex)

Aug 30, 2014

hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

z0mbi3s567 not going to be me I swear

(via sannguine)

Aug 30, 2014

geeses:

that doesn’t sound right

geeses:

that doesn’t sound right

(via faceless-voice)

Aug 30, 2014

spectredeflector:

roboboners:

euo:

xiwx:

euo:

Where’s that pic of the human and the like llama human and the human is feeding the llama human and he’s like “I owe you my life” and it’s in like Microsoft paint I really need it please

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THANK YOU

i’ve eaten that meme

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z0mbi3s567

(via faceless-voice)

Aug 30, 2014

z0mbi3s567:

kanyeuuest:

when you are drunk but you gotta help your friend throw up

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dynomitecreeper